during my first week of court....

During my first week of court, I.....

1. had a defendant hit on me

2. had a defendant show up drunk

3. had a defendant try to kidnap her daughter from the custodial parent

4. saw another attorney tell someone we couldn't help her get child support because technically she was not divorced from her previous marriage when she married again so she was a bigamist.

5. had a defendant ask me to drug test his kids because he believes that the momma is putting drugs in their food.

6. had a defendant ask me to hire him as my paralegal

7. had the bailiff escort a defendant out of courthouse....

all in a days work, friends!